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;otherwise I totally wouldn't be able to tell you guys that
I WENT TO A GAY BAR THURSDAY NIGHT 8DDD

I told my parents I was going out to a club with my friend "Jane" (names changed to protect the not-so-innocent) and her friends and we would be back around 2 AM XDDD

All that was true...I just didn't specify the type of club XD
No harm done, though.

I told my dad later and he freaked out, but I really don't care XDD

It was the drag show night and all the Drag Kings and Queens came out to play
It rocked my socks and I can't WAIT to go next week!

Plus...dancing and watching all the hot guys dance with each other...
there's nothing like it in the world <3
I promise...everyone should do it at least once...
_{especially you, Pink Panther}

ANYWAY
NARUTO CHAPTER THOUGHTS (451 i think it is)

I think Konoha *OFFICIALLY* gets the award for Worst Government Setup in Any Anime World XDDD

I mean, seriously.

Tsunade is in a coma, and then everyone in Konoha proceeds to re-enact 'WHO'S THE BOSS' sans Tony Danza (blasphemy)
and then when the Cloud ninja (with the hot one that looks like Lady Gaga, I swear!) get there and are all "TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER."
and Konoha goes: "BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS"

Meanwhile...the Daimyo goes:
'WE NEED A NEW HOKAGE SINCE TSUNADE IS DOING HER SLEEPING BEAUTY IMPRESSION. ANY SUGGESTIONS?'

Shikato: 'KAKASHI!'

Daimyo: 'GOOD SUGGESTION!'

Danzou: ' OBJECTION! KAKASHI = YONDAIME = JIRAIYA = SANDAIME = SASUKE = PROBLEMS = BAD. DANZOU VOTES FOR DANZOU.'

Daimyo: 'A VERY WELL-THOUGHT THROUGH ARGUMENT, DANZOU! YOU = ROKUDAIME!'

Konoha: DDD8

Danzou: 8DDD

Lady Gaga aka Cloud ninja #2: 'WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS VILLAGE D8'

Konoha: 'WE DON'T HAVE ANY SORT OF BACK-UP SYSTEM IN CASE OUR LEADER DIES, EVEN THOUGH EVERY ONE OF OUR LEADERS HAVE BEEN KILLED BEFORE THEIR TIME TO PASS ON THE TITLE PEACEFULLY. EVEN THOUGH WE LIVE IN A UNIVERSE WHERE WE'RE GODDAMN NINJA AND DEATH LURKS AROUND EVERY CORNER. WE FEEL NO NEED TO THINK THINGS THROUGH. ASK HINATA. AND IF OUR HOKAGE DOES DIE, THE DAIMYO CHOOSES THE NEXT LEADER, EVEN THOUGH HE'S OBVIOUSLY A SPINELESS MORON WHO COULDN'T TELL HIS ASS FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND.'

Lady Gaga: 'ein did you idiots a fuckin' favor.'

DANZOU: 'I'LL TAKE THAT HOR. BTW PLZ TO BE KILLING SAUCEGAY U GAIZ. KTHXBAI.'

and then Kiba runs up to Naruto and relays who the new Hokage is and blah blah blah happens.

Anyway shit will hit the fan next chapter because Danzou threatened Naruto's bitch and Naruto will have to bust a cap in his ass forrilz.

_{Don't ask, I've had too much sugar and not enough sleep XDD}